It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Come see our sink grown plant.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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