Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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