He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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