He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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