The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Someone shattered a urinal.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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