Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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