Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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