On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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