You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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