What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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