im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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