real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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