We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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