he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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