After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My ATM looks so different sober.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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