Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
they're like a gay fantastic four
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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