Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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