jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
How drunk are you?
Completed.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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