Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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