sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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