Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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