so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
This house was built for laser tag.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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