Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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