Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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