I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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