it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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