That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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