Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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