So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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