apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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