Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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