In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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