I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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