Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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