it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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