Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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