Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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