he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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