Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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