Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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