Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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