I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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