do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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