Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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