i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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