shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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