i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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