yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
