Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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