she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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