Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Randomize