A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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