I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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