found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
where are you?
Hypothermia
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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